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Trump Invades Greenland, Renames It ‘Orange Land’
Greenland is renamed Orange Land after a formal announcement from Trump, with officials insisting the move is “very legal.”
Jan 8
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Leigh McKiernon
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Epstein Coverage Generates Enough Content to Distract Nation from Literally Everything Else
Congress halts legislative duties as Epstein coverage dominates national attention. Protesters too distracted to care.
Jan 7
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Leigh McKiernon
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Kennedy Center Renaming Sparks Boycott From People Who Just Googled What the Kennedy Center Is
Outrage over the Kennedy Center’s new name has sparked national protest... mostly from people who’ve never been to a show.
Jan 6
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Leigh McKiernon
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Khamenei Flees Iran for Sadiq Khan’s Spare Bedroom in East London
Iran’s Supreme Leader reportedly flees to London and is now staying in Mayor Sadiq Khan’s spare bedroom amid rising unrest and global controversy.
Jan 6
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Leigh McKiernon
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Pentagon Clarifies Smuggler Boat Was Destroyed for Its Own Safety
The Pentagon says a smuggler boat was destroyed not as an act of force, but for its own safety, describing it as “a very dangerous boat.”
Jan 5
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Leigh McKiernon
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Man Attends A&E For Sore Throat After Being Told GP Appointment Available In 2027
A man rushed to A&E with a sore throat after discovering the next GP appointment available was in the summer of 2027.
Jan 4
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Leigh McKiernon
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Trump Invades Venezuela, Offers to Trade Maduro for Hunter Biden
Trump Confirms Maduro in Custody, Says Deal Is On the Table: “We Get Hunter, They Get a Second Chance at Socialism. Very Generous."
Jan 4
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Leigh McKiernon
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UK Reconsiders Shamima Begum Case After Discovering She Once Liked A Post About Tea
Officials revisit the Shamima Begum case following renewed ECHR interest and a newly surfaced social media post expressing appreciation for tea.
Jan 3
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Leigh McKiernon
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Idris Elba Knighted After Finally Proving He Is In Fact In Every British Film
Idris Elba has been knighted after officials confirmed he has appeared in nearly every British film over the last three decades.
Jan 2
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Leigh McKiernon
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Man Successfully Crosses Channel in Dinghy, Immediately Asks for Directions Back
After safely reaching the UK in a small dinghy, a man’s request for directions back across the Channel sparked reaction online.
Jan 1
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Leigh McKiernon
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Sydney Assures Public New Year’s Eve Will Be ‘Fun, Safe, and Only Mildly Militarised’
Sydney promises a safe, fun New Year’s Eve with only “light” militarisation... just a few drones, riot squads and face painting by armoured police.
Dec 31, 2025
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Leigh McKiernon
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UK Officially Changes ‘Christmas’ to ‘C-Word’ in Government Communications
The UK government has reportedly rebranded Christmas as the “C-Word” in official communications, prompting confusion.
Dec 25, 2025
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Leigh McKiernon
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