business

Bill Gates Clarifies Epstein Meetings Were For Completely Normal Billionaire Reasons

Bill Gates uses billionaire logic to explain Epstein meetings, baffling everyone who still believes explanations should explain things.

Jun 18 • Leigh McKiernon

Economists Confirm Graduates Can Still Earn Six Figures If They Count Decimal Places

Economists reassure fresh grads that $3,500.00 is technically six figures if everyone agrees to count the decimal places.

Jun 10 • Leigh McKiernon

Bank Indonesia Announces Rate Hike, Public Praises Officials For Choosing Healthier Lifestyle

Indonesians briefly celebrate Bank Indonesia officials for getting fresh air before learning the hike was strictly monetary.

Jun 9 • Leigh McKiernon

Counterfeit Goods Sellers Horrified To Learn Their Fake Brands Are Being Counterfeited

Counterfeit Nike sellers are demanding justice after discovering rival vendors are selling cheaper fake versions of their fake sneakers.

Jun 7 • Leigh McKiernon

Sovereign Wealth Fund Receives Negative Outlook, Says It’s Just Moody’s Being Moody

Danantara says Moody’s may simply be moody after a negative outlook raises questions about Indonesia’s new sovereign wealth fund.

Jun 6 • Leigh McKiernon

Regulator Says Business Certainty Remains Strong Because Rules Are Uncertain For Everyone Equally

Indonesia declares regulatory uncertainty a level playing field after confirming all investors are equally lost.

May 16 • Leigh McKiernon

Board Shocked To Learn Board Seat Came With Responsibilities

Venture-backed directors were unsettled by claims that accountability may begin before a scandal rather than during the panel discussion afterward.

May 8 • Leigh McKiernon

SOE Reformers Given Special Uniforms to Save Time During Investigations

SOE reformers now receive pre-labeled jumpsuits in a move aimed at expediting audits in the event of alleged financial losses.

Mar 7 • Leigh McKiernon

Grab Raises Fees Again, Says It’s to Help Customers “Appreciate Walking”

Grab says its latest fee increase is designed to encourage walking, fitness, and character-building among Singapore customers.

Jan 1 • Leigh McKiernon

Orchard Road Deploys Christmas Crowd Control Measures to Protect Shoppers From Each Other

Singapore launches crowd control patrols along Orchard Road to manage holiday shoppers before someone loses an eye... or a spot in the Zara queue.

Dec 30, 2025 • Leigh McKiernon

India's DGCA Forms Committee to Study Why Airline With ‘Go’ in Name Keeps Stopping

India’s aviation regulator has formed a high‑level committee to investigate why an airline named ‘Go’ keeps cancelling flights across the country.

Dec 28, 2025 • Leigh McKiernon

Senior Banking Executive Fired for Allegedly Knowing Too Much About Banking

BRI fires an executive for the serious offense of knowing too much about banking and asking where the money actually went.

Dec 19, 2025 • Leigh McKiernon

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